364oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
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Literally, my life.
gpoy. fucking blouses, thank you lord for flash tape!
As a dude, I think I take the absence of boobs for granted sometimes.
I really should’t have these problems…
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when people walk real fucking slowly in hallways or narrow sidewalks so you can’t go around them
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And I would name them stupid stuff, like Columbia and Luau
Don’t worry, I’d include some Finnish names so there’d be one kitten named like Jeff and another named Väinämöinen.
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